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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 17:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What does it mean when a guy says he's afraid of falling for someone else after going through heartbreaks?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Scientists reveal how to cut onions without crying, and their method is incredibly simple. - Farmingdale Observer

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Central Ohio woman battles severe form of non-alcoholic fatty liver disease - 10tv.com

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Panthers' winning formula goes missing in Stanley Cup Final Game 1 loss to Oilers - NHL.com

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Trump attends UFC championship fight in New Jersey, taking a break from Musk feud for cage fights - AP News

Still no good

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Star Bassist Carol Kaye rejects Rock & Roll Hall of Fame honor - NPR

Everyone loved it.

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Do you think Andrew Tate and Nigel Farage are part of a "similar phenomenon"?

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why do liberals refuse to define what a woman is and what does that mean for the future of feminism?

So they tried

share office space ...

2025 College World Series score, results: LSU takes Game 1 vs. Coastal Carolina with stunning pitching display - CBS Sports

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

If You Deal With Pain From Sciatica, An Expert Says These Products May Help - HuffPost

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Sony Surprise PlayStation Fans With New Free PS5 Release - ComicBook.com